“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
Prompt 1: Team Mascot
By: elomelo (Team Morstan)
Where Mary is hired by Sherlock to help John move on.
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i had forgotten about this one augh!!!!
(Source: teamtealmorstan)
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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.
I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.
(Source: alizebaby626)
with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us
yeah that’s us
*CHOKING*
(Source: demslauren)
a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.
I can’t wait for november!!!
The Hobbit comes out in December…?
(Source: the-doctors-sexiest-companion)